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      09-14-2020, 04:05 PM   #28975
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I'm sure this is somehow political as well, so sorry in advance.
She might have underwear on... the string of her Victoria Secret thong is just, umm, hidden.
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I'm sure this is somehow political as well, so sorry in advance.
Shame on you for body shaming. And also for burning my eyes and making me nauseous.
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Why is this in the LOL thread??
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Why is this in the LOL thread??
Because he "LOL'd" three of them MF'rs who though they were gonna get some.

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i am indian. I also know that the gurkha soldiers (who look more Chinese than indian) keep us safe from the Chinese. Fiercest and most loyal to India Still they face prejudice in India because they Don't look Indian enough. Makes my head hang in shame at being Indian.


But this is the lol thread so there you go...

Farmer lies dying in upstairs bedroom, delicious baking smells coming up from kitchen. "Oh, I can't die without tasting one more of Myvanwy's Welsh cakes.

He calls and calls but no answer, so being the determined old sheep farmer, used to hardship and physical labour, he struggles, oh so slowly down the stairs, and into the kitchen.

Dragging himself across the floor he reaches up to the plate on the table, when suddenly his wife appears and slaps his hand.

"Don't touch those - they're for your funeral tea
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      09-14-2020, 05:15 PM   #28983
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Why is this in the LOL thread??
I stared at it trying to figure out what was funny. Sometimes when that happens I eventually figure it out. But sometimes I conclude I either don’t get it or it wasn’t funny. I went with the latter on that one.
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Not sure what is worse, this women doing this for money or the idiot paying her. We got some sick people in this world.
I mean, she's kind of hot, if you like thicker girls.

The puppy act? That's just weird. But I guarantee for every weirdo out there, there is someone who is turned on by it.

It's a corollary of Rule 34 or something like that.
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I stared at it trying to figure out what was funny. Sometimes when that happens I eventually figure it out. But sometimes I conclude I either don’t get it or it wasn’t funny. I went with the latter on that one.
I guess you're upset that 3 criminals died trying to rape a young woman?
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I guess you're upset that 3 criminals died trying to rape a young woman?
Who said anything about being upset? Just don’t find anything funny about it.
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