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      06-17-2019, 10:55 PM   #4291
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ROFL OMG those are all fucking awesome. Had me LOL'ing at work, especially the email one. I've seen so many ridiculous email addresses, would hate to have a name and job where it ended up like that.
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      06-17-2019, 11:49 PM   #4292
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Oddly enough I've been dealing with this a lot as of late. I can be driving and talking to my sons, friends...whoever and I'm not at all distracted driving. Put the girlfriend in the car with me, let her start talking and suddenly I can't focus to drive for some reason. I can't decide which factor causes my distraction. No difference in talking with her than anyone else that rides in my car but I often find myself wanting to tell her to stop talking for a minute so I can focus to drive safely. So strange.
As I read that the Love Boat Theme started playing in my head! Could it be as they say in the ghetto you are "catching feels" and rather smitten by said lady friend?! So naturally your brain will give her all the attention.
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      06-18-2019, 08:36 AM   #4293
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As I read that the Love Boat Theme started playing in my head! Could it be as they say in the ghetto you are "catching feels" and rather smitten by said lady friend?! So naturally your brain will give her all the attention.
Honestly? I think that it's because of several reasons.

1. I listen intently to people as they speak
2. She is a female and even though I love her dearly, she is still a female which means that she talks in circles, repeats the unimportant parts of the conversations several times, skips the point of the entire conversation and something mid-sentence reminds her of something else that the conversations shifts to & shifts again & again.....
3. I usually can't stop looking at her legs, the eyes or the smile to even pay attention to what she is saying. (my brain: "Listen, pay attention to what she is saying. Look at those f'ing legs!!! Her smile is gorgeous! What? Didn't she just say that part? Did I miss something? Oh shit! Watch out for this car! My god her legs are as smooth as glass and as soft....oh shit, red light, red light, red light! Holy shit baby take a breathe in between segues, I can't keep up!)
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      06-18-2019, 09:06 AM   #4294
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ROFL OMG those are all fucking awesome. Had me LOL'ing at work, especially the email one. I've seen so many ridiculous email addresses, would hate to have a name and job where it ended up like that.
A girl in my high school had the last name "Roots".

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html#R
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      06-18-2019, 10:56 AM   #4295
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      06-18-2019, 12:59 PM   #4296
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I apparently needed that today smh
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I apparently needed that today smh
I feel retarded, I still don't get it

Edit: Ok, 10 mil last name "socket" ok
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I feel retarded, I still don't get it

Edit: Ok, 10 mil last name "socket" ok
It's quite common for a mechanic to lose their 10mm socket. It's a very common bolt/nut that is on vehicles so it gets used a lot. However, this also means that it gets misplaced a lot as well (usually in the engine bay or on the bench next to the item it was last used on).

So the running joke here is that he finally found the 10mm socket (albeit spelled JUST a little differently )
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butt which one would you hit?
They always say hit the one in the middle.

Looks like the wolves are smart, they left the chicken-legged one alone for the most part.
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