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      09-06-2017, 07:21 AM   #50601
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Well, I'm blaming the massive cold for this now: A week without good food made me clear out my grocery store from jalapenos.

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!
That's the shitty part about being sick, pretty much any appetite is out the window. But, now you can go on a jalapeno hiatus and nobody can fault you.

Sounds good!
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Well, I'm blaming the massive cold for this now: A week without good food made me clear out my grocery store from jalapenos.

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!
Isn't cold for a swim?
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That's the shitty part about being sick, pretty much any appetite is out the window. But, now you can go on a jalapeno hiatus and nobody can fault you.

Sounds good!
Lol, but at least i was as brave as i am always when facing the looming death!

I'll send you a clip later about Kissa's new trick. I shit you not, the little bitch doubles now as a mushroom dog, she adopted a grandma she helps finding those.
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I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!
Hey remember 800 years ago I gave you that dolma recipe, did you ever make it?
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Isn't cold for a swim?
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Lol, but at least i was as brave as i am always when facing the looming death!

I'll send you a clip later about Kissa's new trick. I shit you not, the little bitch doubles now as a mushroom dog, she adopted a grandma she helps finding those.
Bravest I've ever seen, although, really thought this one was gonna do you in.


Ooooo I have a doggo picture to send you. Buddy just got a pit, but his big pointy ass ears make him look like a rat dog. Guy is a beast, too much energy.
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Hey remember 800 years ago I gave you that dolma recipe, did you ever make it?
No, i lost it and now i can't admit it to you and ask of you to resend it.

Robin says hi, and that i have to stop texting. It is impolite to text while playing a crocodile victim apparently, it didn't matter that i tried to explain to him that a texter is an easy meal!

Later babe, i have to practice screaming while a horrible beast eats my toes.
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No, i lost it and now i can't admit it to you and ask of you to resend it.

Robin says hi, and that i have to stop texting. It is impolite to text while playing a crocodile victim apparently, it didn't matter that i tried to explain to him that a texter is an easy meal!

Later babe, i have to practice screaming while a horrible beast eats my toes.
Hmmmm. I'll have to dig through my boxes because it's probably still packed from the move. That's a lot of effort I may not have, I'll advise.

Tell him I said hi! And it's probably best you listen to him, I've seen angry crocodiles before. Not good. You'll be ded in no time.

Ciao bella
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The tip of today:

Do not eat over 3 lbs of jalapenos in a day. Id you fo, don't fo it again the next day.
Or consider some flame farts, your kids would love the show
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Or consider some flame farts, your kids would love the show
It's more like i can feel every centimeter of my bowels, no farting, just pain and agony and yet i had to make more today since those are too good.

Ax: My tiny crocodile wants to know if you can play crocodile too? He says Americans can't swim under water since you have bad (?) feet. I asked what he means, and he said your feet are too big for swimming.

Kids are weird.
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Ax: My tiny crocodile wants to know if you can play crocodile too? He says Americans can't swim under water since you have bad (?) feet. I asked what he means, and he said your feet are too big for swimming.

Kids are weird.
I like to think I'd be a better Godzilla, mostly because Godzilla has big feet, and is similar to a crocodile, but doesn't necessarily have to swim, and is still terrifying. However, I did surf, so my swimming skills can't be that awful.

Tell him he's just jealous of my big feet.
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Hmmmm. I'll have to dig through my boxes because it's probably still packed from the move. That's a lot of effort I may not have, I'll advise.

Tell him I said hi! And it's probably best you listen to him, I've seen angry crocodiles before. Not good. You'll be ded in no time.

Ciao bella
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Text you later Babe!
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I like to think I'd be a better Godzilla, mostly because Godzilla has big feet, and is similar to a crocodile, but doesn't necessarily have to swim, and is still terrifying. However, I did surf, so my swimming skills can't be that awful.

Tell him he's just jealous of my big feet.
Lol, the little dude has been obsessed with Harvey, and now with Irma. We are playing crocodiles now because i explained to him how a major storm displaces animals too and how to tellan alligator from a crocodile,. He keeps asking about Sakhirm4 and how a cow can swim.

Lol, he told his dad his feet are bad for swimming too, so i guess the size does matter. He didn't get to play at all!

These are the last days of summer here. Soon we'll have the right kind of weather again, now i need two hands, we are going to go check birds nests.

Bye Billie, i got away with texting while being a crocodile dinner
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Lol, the little dude has been obsessed with Harvey, and now with Irma. We are playing crocodiles now because i explained to him how a major storm displaces animals too and how to tellan alligator from a crocodile,. He keeps asking about Sakhirm4 and how a cow can swim.

Lol, he told his dad his feet are bad for swimming too, so i guess the size does matter. He didn't get to play at all!

These are the last days of summer here. Soon we'll have the right kind of weather again, now i need two hands, we are going to go check birds nests.

Bye Billie, i got away with texting while being a crocodile dinner
Bahahaha, everyone knows cows can't swim. He's basically doomed!

You should remind him that our big feet have more webbing between the toes to allow for more thrust. Educate him, school is in session now is it not?

Go have fun and don't die. Tell the croc to let you keep your limbs.

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It's okay buddy, I know your life sucks so you have revel in mine instead. It's clearly why you're so obsessed with me. Might want to get checked out at a psych ward or something.
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Bahahaha, everyone knows cows can't swim. He's basically doomed!

You should remind him that our big feet have more webbing between the toes to allow for more thrust. Educate him, school is in session now is it not?

Go have fun and don't die. Tell the croc to let you keep your limbs.
Damn kid, he still wants to swim. Its like 50f here but apparently it doesn't matter.

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Damn kid, he still wants to swim. Its like 50f here but apparently it doesn't matter.

Damn Finns, 50f is much too cold for an American. Water temps need to be at least 75° MINIMUM.
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It's more like i can feel every centimeter of my bowels, no farting, just pain and agony and yet i had to make more today since those are too good.

Ax: My tiny crocodile wants to know if you can play crocodile too? He says Americans can't swim under water since you have bad (?) feet. I asked what he means, and he said your feet are too big for swimming.

Kids are weird.
You know what they say about guys with big feet right?
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Anyone know what happened to that creeplord V712312049u or whatever? Found this old message, fucking weirdo.
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You know what they say about guys with big feet right?
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Damn Finns, 50f is much too cold for an American. Water temps need to be at least 75° MINIMUM.
Much too cold for this Canadian as well. I despise swimming, though I manage from time to time. Usually only if the subject water takes on the temperature similar to that of nice warm bathwater.

No polar dips. Not ever.
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This applies to Finns as well.
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