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      02-13-2020, 04:58 PM   #5633
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"Heavy Duty Rudy" since you like the big girls.


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Correct! Whew - thanks for straightening that out.
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Correct! Whew - thanks for straightening that out.
Maybe add a secondary comment to the current name.
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This. Normally, I would be loathe to open up to others but this is a safe space LOL!! J/K...you can get real advice here because it's unfiltered and, in many ways, more compassionate because we have self-selected to be here as well as participate. It's good to know that I'm not the only one who has had nightmare dates.

Did I tell you about the one that I'll just call, "Stick it in, Stick it in!"? She also led with a comment about anal.

I'd forgotten about the event because it took place almost 20 months ago.
A friend years ago had a first date with the most petite, demure, girly-girl, bring-home-to-meet-Mom-on-Thanksgiving sort of a girl. They wound up back at his place after a pleasant but quiet evening, whereupon she absolutely snapped. Started tearing her clothes off and yelling "Stick your c*** up my a**, motherf*cker! NOW!!!" I don't know if she pivoted hear head 360 degrees and puked up pea soup, but she might as well have. As I recall, he granted her wish. There are some real freaks out there, and you can't always spot them due to them being disguised as normal folks.
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Maybe add a secondary comment to the current name.
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A friend years ago had a first date with the most petite, demure, girly-girl, bring-home-to-meet-Mom-on-Thanksgiving sort of a girl. They wound up back at his place after a pleasant but quiet evening, whereupon she absolutely snapped. Started tearing her clothes off and yelling "Stick your c*** up my a**, motherf*cker! NOW!!!" I don't know if she pivoted hear head 360 degrees and puked up pea soup, but she might as well have. As I recall, he granted her wish. There are some real freaks out there, and you can't always spot them due to them being disguised as normal folks.
Not too far off my experience. Does she have a cousin down here?
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MUCH more accurate. Thanks for the assist!!
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I may be flamed for saying this, but I try to be as civil as I can in this thread as I know we have one nice woman present, and maybe even some lurkers.

So I think some of the attitudes that come across in general about women can be kind of crass, and we have to remember that men can be and are as bad as what is generally complained about when we talk about the opposite sex.

So Yeah...some women are exactly as described, but some men can be pigs as well. It all comes down to personal experiences, and I generally had some pretty good experiences when I was single.

Granted I'm far from innocent, but I try to refrain from bashing the opposite sex outright. But there are all types out there and I'm no angel either.

Just my input on the "Can't we all just get along" train of thought.

So flamesuit on. I can take it and won't hold a grudge!
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I may be flamed for saying this, but I try to be as civil as I can in this thread as I know we have one nice woman present, and maybe even some lurkers.

So I think some of the attitudes that come across in general about women can be kind of crass, and we have to remember that men can be and are as bad as what is generally complained about when we talk about the opposite sex.

So Yeah...some women are exactly as described, but some men can be pigs as well. It all comes down to personal experiences, and I generally had some pretty good experiences when I was single.

Granted I'm far from innocent, but I try to refrain from bashing the opposite sex outright. But there are all types out there and I'm no angel either.

Just my input on the "Can't we all just get along" train of thought.

So flamesuit on. I can take it and won't hold a grudge!
No flames from me, sir. I make a conscious effort not to malign the female gender as a whole. I will, however, call out rude and/or swinish behaviour that I've experienced directly (not hearsay) by a particular human or group thereof of any flavor...including women.
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No flames from me, sir. I make a conscious effort not to malign the female gender as a whole. I will, however, call out rude and/or swinish behaviour that I've experienced directly (not hearsay) by a particular human or group thereof of any flavor...including women.
I agree. And I should have mentioned that my post was not directed at anyone in particular.

Just that the direction of things can take dramatic turns, and it may be legitimate at times.

But we can all get caught up in the daily banter and most of it may be joking, but some people may not realize that.
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So anybody want to start sharing what apps/sites they use and what has been most successful? I'll start I guess.

Hinge - pretty good, had the most success on there.

Bumble - straight trash

CMB - decent... but definitely got to put in the effort.
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So anybody want to start sharing what apps/sites they use and what has been most successful? I'll start I guess.

Hinge - pretty good, had the most success on there.

Bumble - straight trash

CMB - decent... but definitely got to put in the effort.
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I may be flamed for saying this, but I try to be as civil as I can in this thread as I know we have one nice woman present, and maybe even some lurkers.

So I think some of the attitudes that come across in general about women can be kind of crass, and we have to remember that men can be and are as bad as what is generally complained about when we talk about the opposite sex.

So Yeah...some women are exactly as described, but some men can be pigs as well. It all comes down to personal experiences, and I generally had some pretty good experiences when I was single.

Granted I'm far from innocent, but I try to refrain from bashing the opposite sex outright. But there are all types out there and I'm no angel either.

Just my input on the "Can't we all just get along" train of thought.

So flamesuit on. I can take it and won't hold a grudge!
I can't find the clap emoji on the app (my computer broke) but that, please

On other news I have refrained from the dating scene for the last month and a half and surprisingly I feel amazing. Nothing really changed on my end but it's one less thing to think about and I'm starting to like this. I'm not even going to spout the "ITLL HAPPEN WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING BRO" or "IM HYPERFOCUSED ON MYSELF #2020GOALS BRO" it just is nice to not even have it on my mind 24/7

and that dude for dating apps question (cant see the quote on mobile for some reason): just delete them all. i deleted them over the summer, got back into it last semester and deleted it again christmas time and it's just been nice. i have no clue what i'm doing wrong on the apps but the matches i used to get were not on par with the people i meet and hang with in person, to put it nicely
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I met the Australian goddess for happy hour yesterday at an upscale watering hole in the CBD...
These are exactly my expects for a first date (sex isn't a must but welcome at situation), hang on man and don't push the AWG-9 too hard to its limits
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i have no clue what i'm doing wrong on the apps but the matches i used to get were not on par with the people i meet and hang with in person, to put it nicely
This, times eleventy billion.

Dude, you're not doing ANYTHING wrong. Letting things happen organically is almost always a lot more rewarding IMHO.

I tried the dating app thing for about 2 seconds and quickly realized I had no interest in it.
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So anybody want to start sharing what apps/sites they use and what has been most successful? I'll start I guess.

Hinge - pretty good, had the most success on there.

Bumble - straight trash

CMB - decent... but definitely got to put in the effort.
What the heck is CMB? Haven't heard of that one yet...
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These are exactly my expects for a first date (sex isn't a must but welcome at situation), hang on man and don't push the AWG-9 too hard to its limits
All of this. Exactly.

I'm only using the camera mode function and the AWG-9 isn't energized yet!! That's taking place tomorrow for her.
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This, times eleventy billion.

Dude, you're not doing ANYTHING wrong. Letting things happen organically is almost always a lot more rewarding IMHO.

I tried the dating app thing for about 2 seconds and quickly realized I had no interest in it.
From my perspective, the reason for this is that in real life, you are engaging in activities, places, and people that are "on par" with yourself. Online, it's all comers, which results in some instances of "a catch" but many more of "not in my league."
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"Heavy Duty Rudy" since you like the big girls.
But my name's Tom

Also, said I have banged some, not that I prefer them. Let's be clear LOL
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From my perspective, the reason for this is that in real life, you are engaging in activities, places, and people that are "on par" with yourself. Online, it's all comers, which results in some instances of "a catch" but many more of "not in my league."
Plus lots of us don't approach random women/men at let's say a Target or the supermarket.
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What the heck is CMB? Haven't heard of that one yet...
Coffee Meets Bagel & it's terrible. At least from my dealings.

Have had Bumble on my phone for years & have only met maybe 3 or 4 & none were LTR material. The others I talked to just wanted attention.

OKCupid used to be money back in the day. When they changed format, it went to shit. I'm not gonna pay for OKC.

POF is hit or miss. Lots of garbage there.

Match has been the best for me lately, but cost $.

Hinge never got me anywhere.

Tinder is a joke.

New app called Ship is too new I guess, or maybe not on East Coast, b/c no one within 50+ miles of me.
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I think he mentioned you were blocked so he can't see your message :/
Now you made me see her bs

She made my point for me. She doesn't know me. Just being a better-than-everyone judgmental person over there. SMH. Also, I'm still at me being angry. I think everyone can see how much fun I am having in this thread.
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This. Normally, I would be loathe to open up to others but this is a safe space LOL!! J/K...you can get real advice here because it's unfiltered and, in many ways, more compassionate because we have self-selected to be here as well as participate. It's good to know that I'm not the only one who has had nightmare dates.

Did I tell you about the one that I'll just call, "Stick it in, Stick it in!"? She also led with a comment about anal.

I'd forgotten about the event because it took place almost 20 months ago.


That reminds me of a girl I dated for a bit when I was 19 or so. She gave me such gems as "Just put it in for a minute" "Just the tip" "Why are you so big? Must be the Italian part of you"
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