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      09-04-2017, 01:12 PM   #309
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What is this nonsense? And does the Colonel's secret recipe include crack cocaine? Discuss...
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so bored at work i ended up here on this thread lol!
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      09-05-2017, 05:57 AM   #312
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At least this time you're not driving 1,400 miles round trip for a cricket caper.
Nope, have happily been talking to many women, unlike yourself who can't seem to crawl out of his mothers basement to meet real people in the world. Must suck being so depressed, my condolences bud.


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Beer bottle caps: twist off or pop off? What's the difference? Does it make a difference? I'm so confused...
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      09-05-2017, 03:14 PM   #314
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Beer bottle caps: twist off or pop off? What's the difference? Does it make a difference? I'm so confused...
It makes a difference to the hand attempting to twist a pop off. Especially if you like the idea of not shredding some of your skin for no benefit.
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      09-06-2017, 02:08 AM   #315
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Beer bottle caps: twist off or pop off? What's the difference? Does it make a difference? I'm so confused...
If you wanna impress your friends and support your dentist, open pop-off ones with the teeth.
If you need more space into the bar, twist off the cap, shout 'fire in the whole' and then 'cheers'
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      09-06-2017, 06:19 AM   #316
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It makes a difference to the hand attempting to twist a pop off. Especially if you like the idea of not shredding some of your skin for no benefit.
Bic lighters are good alternatives. Always keep one handy. What happens if you end up in a survival situation and don't have one. Opening beer is it's secondary purpose.
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The tip of today:

Do not eat over 3 lbs of jalapenos in a day. Id you fo, don't fo it again the next day.
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What else did you figure out axis? lol
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Oh good you're alive, for a while I was thinking you finally deceased.
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Oh good you're alive, for a while I was thinking you finally deceased.
How's the new job goin? Looks like you might be able to keep this one for more than 6 months. Haha
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Oh good you're alive, for a while I was thinking you finally deceased.
If you're talking to me, it is a bit iffy now. I honestly have to find a new obsession to replace spicy food.
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If you're talking to me, it is a bit iffy now. I honestly have to find a new obsession to replace spicy food.
Are you still spewing your liberal nonsense 24/7 on the politics forum? I thought that was your other obsession.
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How's the new job goin? Looks like you might be able to keep this one for more than 6 months. Haha
You're a special kind of retarded. Been with the same company 5 years. Now go crawl back into your miserable hole.

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If you're talking to me, it is a bit iffy now. I honestly have to find a new obsession to replace spicy food.
You survived the cold?!?! Or is it still in effect? I'd message you but I'm still in the process of setting up all the messaging accounts on my new phone.
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You survived the cold?!?! Or is it still in effect? I'd message you but I'm still in the process of setting up all the messaging accounts on my new phone.
Well, I'm blaming the massive cold for this now: A week without good food made me clear out my grocery store from jalapenos.

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!
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You survived the cold?!?! Or is it still in effect? I'd message you but I'm still in the process of setting up all the messaging accounts on my new phone.

Didn't you move to Cleveland bc you quit your your job in NC. Remember that discussion?

Pretty impressive you get to talk mama lups outside of BP.
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Well, I'm blaming the massive cold for this now: A week without good food made me clear out my grocery store from jalapenos.

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!
That's the shitty part about being sick, pretty much any appetite is out the window. But, now you can go on a jalapeno hiatus and nobody can fault you.

Sounds good!
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I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!
Isn't cold for a swim?
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That's the shitty part about being sick, pretty much any appetite is out the window. But, now you can go on a jalapeno hiatus and nobody can fault you.

Sounds good!
Lol, but at least i was as brave as i am always when facing the looming death!

I'll send you a clip later about Kissa's new trick. I shit you not, the little bitch doubles now as a mushroom dog, she adopted a grandma she helps finding those.
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I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!
Hey remember 800 years ago I gave you that dolma recipe, did you ever make it?
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