Alfisti wrote

It's like Cocoon in here at times.

sygazelle wrote

Some people excel at baiting others. It's almost sport for them. One might even say they are masters at it.

Murf the Surf wrote

They didn't call him "slick Willy" for nothing.

sygazelle wrote

Some people excel at baiting others. It's almost sport for them. One might even say they are masters at it.

Lady Jane wrote

Is it because of the cropped image?

Artemis wrote

Close but no cigar.

Esteban wrote

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Lady Jane wrote

Monday: The start of another work week.

3.0L wrote

Three recently married southern belles are sitting together catching up on all that had happened since their respective nuptials. It's not long before the three ladies begin showing off what their husbands had done to spoil them.

The first belle sticks her left hand out and lets the sun hit the amazing diamond on her ring, "Isn't it beautiful, y'all?!" The second belle exclaims, "Oh my stars! I can't look at it; it's burning my eyes!" The third belle looks at it just for a moment or two, and simply replies, "Oh my, that's nice."

The second belle takes her turn to show off and takes the girls to the front porch. When they get outside, they're greeted by a brand new rose pink Cadillac, "Y'all like it? We just got it yesterday!" "Oh lord, how beautiful!" The first belle replies, trying not to sound a little envious. "It looks like a dream, hon." The third belle looks at the car coolly for a moment and replies, "Oh my, that's nice."

Now the first two belles are a little irked at the third belle's dismissive attitude. The first one asks, "Well missy, what did your man get you that's got you all high an' mighty?" The third belle very calmly explains, "My husband sent me to a finishing school over the summer." The first two look at each other trying to figure out what was so special about a finishing school. "So?!"

"Well, thats where I learned to say, 'Oh my, that's nice' instead of 'fuck you!'"