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      06-09-2015, 01:33 PM   #8713
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I remember when I was a young lad, some kid took a huge ass dook in the play tunnels. Shit was grossssssss. Literally.
I am sure it is nasty. I am going to try to give her more tokens to play video games.

While I was turning back my PC, my kid mentioned Chuck-E-Cheese again. She mentions it about 30x per day.
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The hell does that have anything to do with it?

Yeah, I'm half Mexican, one who sits at 8% body fat year round give or take a bulk (+4%)

Gotta work hard to stay here, regardless of race.

*edit* I hope I misunderstood you.

Seattleite isn't a race. It's someone who was born and raised in Seattle.
How do you guys figure out your body fat?
Two different ways- they have electronic readers (I don't trust those) that you squeeze as hard as you can and it reads back your supposed info (most gyms have these) or you can do it manually by using calipers (what I use)

If you're doing eye tests- full set of abdominals/obliques start showing at sub 10%. The lower you go, the more vascular you appear as well.
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What the...where did you hear that load of garbage?

It's just like any other city. People just attribute Seattle to be a hipster central because of the stereotype coffee gives us, gloomy weather and cult rock bands/artist nirvana, pearl jam and of course jimi Hendrix
From my cousin that lived in Seattle for 3 years. She was kind of a hippie herself, so I guess I should have taken it with a grain of salt, lol.

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Awe Billup, didn't you have photographic memory? You should remember better then
Uhhhh, duh. Of course I do. I remember you standing with a very scenic open background, and when I called you out on how good you looked, you took the picture and your blog out of your sig!

FYI, you still look beautiful, babe.

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I am sure it is nasty. I am going to try to give her more tokens to play video games.

While I was turning back my PC, my kid mentioned Chuck-E-Cheese again. She mentions it about 30x per day.
Yeah, just keep her out of the tube tunnels and the ball pit and she should be good to go. I'm forever haunted by tunnels, even the ones that go through the mountains on my way home..., thinking there's a massive pile of shit in there I'll hit with my car.
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It's been raining almost entire 30days in CO.
I really want to wash my car which hasn't been washed for 30+days, but forecast was saying, it will rain all week starting tomorrow.

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Speaking of rain, we had one of those 5 minute rains here in the LA area... The kind that just drags down dirt from the atmosphere so now my fairly clean car is just covered in dirt
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What the...where did you hear that load of garbage?

It's just like any other city. People just attribute Seattle to be a hipster central because of the stereotype coffee gives us, gloomy weather and cult rock bands/artist nirvana, pearl jam and of course jimi Hendrix
From my cousin that lived in Seattle for 3 years. She was kind of a hippie herself, so I guess I should have taken it with a grain of salt, lol.

I DONT KNOW MAN, I JUST LISTEN TO THE SHIT PEOPLE TELL ME LIKE ITS TRUE.

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Awe Billup, didn't you have photographic memory? You should remember better then
Uhhhh, duh. Of course I do. I remember you standing with a very scenic open background, and when I called you out on how good you looked, you took the picture and your blog out of your sig!

FYI, you still look beautiful, babe.
The lamest stereotype I've been asked/told was "dude you're not suicidal? Seattle has the highest suicide rate!"

We're not even in the top 15 goes as far as cities go- or top 10 states!
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Hahaha, yeah, I forgot then to make sure not to keep it in the sig in the ot. This time around I just post even less pics of me.
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Hahaha, yeah, I forgot then to make sure not to keep it in the sig in the ot. This time around I just post even less pics of me.
you'll lose to Sara for sure that way..
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The lamest stereotype I've been asked/told was "dude you're not suicidal? Seattle has the highest suicide rate!"

We're not even in the top 15 goes as far as cities go- or top 10 states!
I hear the stereotypes about being from Detroit all the time, like "Oh man, is it really like the movie 8 mile?!" or "Oh you're from Detroit? Ever shot anyone?" or "According to Hardcore Pawn, everyone in Detroit is insane" "Everyone from Detroit is poor and an asshole" "The Red Wings are the best team to lay their feet on a hockey rink"

I mean..., they're kind of right though.

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Hahaha, yeah, I forgot then to make sure not to keep it in the sig in the ot. This time around I just post even less pics of me.
I'll never forget that picture. You looked great. I should have saved it when I had the chance and put it as the background on my work laptop, so while we may not be together physically yet, I'll still be able to gaze deeply into your eyes.
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you'll lose to Sara for sure that way..
I take this as a compliment.

Billup you're so full of shit lol
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      06-09-2015, 01:58 PM   #8722
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I take this as a compliment.

Billup you're so full of shit lol
But... you're women.. you're competitive ... now compete!
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I take this as a compliment.

Billup you're so full of shit lol
I'm so full of truth! Don't let my beautiful brown eyes fool you, it's not shit, I swear! My heart yearns for that picture. I think about it before I go to sleep, it's the only way I can have great dreams and wake up with a smile every day.
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The hell does that have anything to do with it?

Yeah, I'm half Mexican, one who sits at 8% body fat year round give or take a bulk (+4%)

Gotta work hard to stay here, regardless of race.

*edit* I hope I misunderstood you.

Seattleite isn't a race. It's someone who was born and raised in Seattle.
Not sure why you threw in the body fat comment, but I thought you had mentioned before you were a Mexican, as in, born in Mexico. When you said you were a Seattleite, it confused me as that means you were born in Seattle. That's all.
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The hell does that have anything to do with it?

Yeah, I'm half Mexican, one who sits at 8% body fat year round give or take a bulk (+4%)

Gotta work hard to stay here, regardless of race.

*edit* I hope I misunderstood you.

Seattleite isn't a race. It's someone who was born and raised in Seattle.
Not sure why you threw in the body fat comment, but I thought you had mentioned before you were a Mexican, as in, born in Mexico. When you said you were a Seattleite, it confused me as that means you were born in Seattle. That's all.
Hahaha I totally got that after. Apologies.

I thought you were interpreting my quote as "no rolls no problem" as in "all Mexicans love fat girls" or we don't care about physique.

I read/reacted to it too fast, my mistake.
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But... you're women.. you're competitive ... now compete!
Dude, on what?

Sara and I have completely different lives and goals in life. I have zero need to proof anything to anyone anymore.

Oh Grimmy, it'll be a glorious day for me when you finally start learning your shit about women from an other source than porn movies. You might actually then have a chance to learn what Billup is talking about so often.
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[QUOTE=Lups;18059132]Dude, on what?

Sara and I have completely different lives and goals in life. I have zero need to proof anything to anyone anymore.

Oh Grimmy, it'll be a glorious day for me when you finally start learning your shit about women from an other source than porn movies. You might actually then have a chance to learn what Billup is talking about so often.

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Althought Lups didn't even bother proving herself, she probably did passively.

1. Played sports
2. Drives faster car and knows how to drive.
3. Never afraid of posting her bruised leg.
4. Not afraid to put a huge Christmas tree on top of her F82 M4.




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Dude, on what?

Sara and I have completely different lives and goals in life. I have zero need to proof anything to anyone anymore.

Oh Grimmy, it'll be a glorious day for me when you finally start learning your shit about women from an other source than porn movies. You might actually then have a chance to learn what Billup is talking about so often.
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Dude, on what?

Sara and I have completely different lives and goals in life. I have zero need to proof anything to anyone anymore.

Oh Grimmy, it'll be a glorious day for me when you finally start learning your shit about women from an other source than porn movies. You might actually then have a chance to learn what Billup is talking about so often.
I saw you invited her for a trip in the other thread. I think she ignored you, right?
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Dude, on what?

Sara and I have completely different lives and goals in life. I have zero need to proof anything to anyone anymore.

Oh Grimmy, it'll be a glorious day for me when you finally start learning your shit about women from an other source than porn movies. You might actually then have a chance to learn what Billup is talking about so often.
Haha.. defensive.
But you are only one of three here so I shall treat you with respect.
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haha good one. but pic won't display

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I saw you invited her for a trip in the other thread. I think she ignored you, right?
Oh no you didn't..
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I saw you invited her for a trip in the other thread. I think she ignored you, right?
I think my way of traveling would be a bit harsh on her.

The whole thread is a good lesson for me. I'm still avoiding my friend who complained about her maybe a fuck not paying her way. The cultural differences truly show sometimes and I have a lot to learn.
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I was invited last week from M3post member here to take a look at his 911 Turbo S. I wonder when ...

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...1023367&page=5

Speaking of invite, IF i have a chance to be free in WA, I am definitely gonna see the AY M4.



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Dude, on what?

Sara and I have completely different lives and goals in life. I have zero need to proof anything to anyone anymore.

Oh Grimmy, it'll be a glorious day for me when you finally start learning your shit about women from an other source than porn movies. You might actually then have a chance to learn what Billup is talking about so often.

THank you I missed that part

yup I have no appreciation for women at all. they are just objects to me..
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