[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I have a hard time with this as well. Here's my take, maybe some of the ladies can chime in. The only time it is acceptable to take and send a dick pic is if one has been requested. It is not ok to keep a stock dick pic photo that you can fire off at will when requested. Women do not like this. If a woman asks for one, then one should be taken specifically for that request when time permits, not in the bathroom at work or at your buddies house (yes, that's a nod to a friend of mine, it's shame he won't see this).

The problem with dick pics is that girls like seeing pics of guys who are attractive and hung well. Unfortunately, most men are overweight and only a small percentage are packing meatloaf. We as men tend to think that it's either bigger than what it is or that it will instantly make women want us. Why do we think this way? Because when we start talking to women that we are physically attracted, we want to know what they look like naked. How do we react to this feeling, we react the way we wish women did. Men are visual creatures, women are not. I'm going out on a limb to say I think we would do better as men, if we could somehow show women what we really are inside....versus sending pics of our beans and mash.

Really want to get a woman's attention with a picture? Leave something to the imagination. Bathroom nudes aren't going to do it.

I'd love to hear a woman's input as well. I need to know how wrong I am here. cmyx6go Lups rebekahb care to educate us?

I have never and will never request such a picture. What in the fuck? And if I got a dick pic, that guy is done.

This whole online dating site thing boggles my brain to begin with. When I was young, the only people that did dating "services" where those that couldn't get a date on their own. Times have changed.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I have never and will never request such a picture. What in the fuck? And if I got a dick pic, that guy is done.

This whole online dating site thing boggles my brain to begin with. When I was young, the only people that did dating "services" where those that couldn't get a date on their own. Times have changed.

Agreed. Strange days. These days, if you try to talk to someone in person, you get treated like a psychopath, and if you don't have some form of social media for them to snoop through, then you might as well not even exist.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

When I was young, the only people that did dating "services" where those that couldn't get a date on their own. Times have changed.

Yeah, but dating sites back in those days were telephone 1-900 lines...at $2.99 per minute!

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Unfortunately, most men are overweight and only a small percentage are packing meatloaf.

Paradise by the dashboard light?????

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I truly don't understand dick pics and why a guy would send them to a girl. Really, I don't. Maybe some females can shine some light here, but I would have thought this would render exactly the opposite of the desired effect.

I agree looks matter for both, but I also believe women do not prioritize a guy's looks to the same degree that men prioritize how a woman looks when it comes to attraction. Not that the guy can be ugly per se, looks matter, just less so.

And so then you double down and take a picture of a part of your body that I wouldn't say is overly attractive, or at least I don't understand why it is, I'm proud of it yeah, but wouldn't say its attractive, and send that off? It just seems so bizarre.

I didn't either until recently. I've had 3 ladies prior to meeting the person I'm currently dating that requested them. I didn't comply. And these were not any scalawags. One is worth over 10 million dollars and they all have bodies that you wouldn't believe. These love ck. Period, end of story.

You learn something new every day?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I have never and will never request such a picture. What in the fuck? And if I got a dick pic, that guy is done.

This whole online dating site thing boggles my brain to begin with. When I was young, the only people that did dating "services" where those that couldn't get a date on their own. Times have changed.

Times have definitely changed but the ability to cull potential ladies in a time saving and efficient manner can't be beat!!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I have never and will never request such a picture. What in the fuck? And if I got a dick pic, that guy is done.

This whole online dating site thing boggles my brain to begin with. When I was young, the only people that did dating "services" where those that couldn't get a date on their own. Times have changed.

you guys keep on saying "get off my lawn" but it's time for me to say "get off my tinder"

there's nothing wrong to have those apps if you use them not for its intended purpose (often, at least) but for the purpose it transformed to. both men and women use it for validation nowadays it's rare to hear anyone go on any dates from it or get laid through it...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

you guys keep on saying "get off my lawn" but it's time for me to say "get off my tinder"

there's nothing wrong to have those apps if you use them not for its intended purpose (often, at least) but for the purpose it transformed to. both men and women use it for validation nowadays it's rare to hear anyone go on any dates from it or get laid through it...

Yeah, maybe my age is showing but this to me seems like opening a restaurant that doesn't serve food but you can go in to get your legs waxed.

"I saw you come out of XYZ restaurant. How was the food?"

"Pft, he thinks they serve food in restaurants."

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

you guys keep on saying "get off my lawn" but it's time for me to say "get off my tinder"

there's nothing wrong to have those apps if you use them not for its intended purpose (often, at least) but for the purpose it transformed to. both men and women use it for validation nowadays it's rare to hear anyone go on any dates from it or get laid through it...

Yep, that's the issue, especially during COVID.

People use the apps for validation since they have been alone for so long, and just want to chat and waste time. They get pissed when you actually want to meet up and get to know them. Sorry I have a busy full-time job and texting someone every day for 3 months with no intention of meeting makes no sense haha.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Yep, that's the issue, especially during COVID.

People use the apps for validation since they have been alone for so long, and just want to chat and waste time. They get pissed when you actually want to meet up and get to know them. Sorry I have a busy full-time job and texting someone every day for 3 months with no intention of meeting makes no sense haha.

Sure it does! I don't go to work to get paid. That's just crazy talk. I only go to work for the validation that someone might need me to do something while I'm here. What I actually do is shit post here all day and look for creative ways of telling people "No."

I don't need to date or to have sex, I just need to know that I could potentially have had a date or someone might want to have sex with me based on a picture on a dating app.

Yep, no better time for me to give up the dating life than right f*cking now. You guys enjoy it....I'm gonna go build a damn empire.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

That is a great way to ruin a relationship right out of the gate. I understand why some people would feel inclined to do it, but I also know many more where just entertaining the idea of a pre-nup would be an immediate end to the relationship.

I know from watching what some of my friends have gone through, I'll definitely need to be 100% triple sure before I get married.

If a prenup puts an immediate end to the relationship, that just demonstrates the need for a prenup.

And I hate to disappoint you, but there is NO WAY to be 100% triple sure. People suck.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

If a prenup puts an immediate end to the relationship, that just demonstrates the need for a prenup.

And I hate to disappoint you, but there is NO WAY to be 100% triple sure. People suck.

Oh I know that, people do suck.

A prenup usually puts an immediate end to it because it demonstrates that you have zero trust in that person, so I could see how they might be offended. Lotta gold diggers out there though.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Oh I know that, people do suck.

A prenup usually puts an immediate end to it because it demonstrates that you have zero trust in that person, so I could see how they might be offended. Lotta gold diggers out there though.

Bring it up early. There is usually a greater reason than simple personal asset protection. If they can't understand that, goodbye and good riddance.

[JP10]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I'm gonna go build a damn empire.

What kind of empire we building? I'm out of the dating game so I'm down. I'm thinking something along the lines of sports bras for men, we call them "sport bros", slogan can be "Just like your bros, our sport bros support you!". This is america with obesity rates over 50% so I think we could make a killing. Let me know when we are starting boss lol.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by JP10

What kind of empire we building? I'm out of the dating game so I'm down. I'm thinking something along the lines of sports bras for men, we call them "sport bros", slogan can be "Just like your bros, our sport bros support you!". This is america with obesity rates over 50% so I think we could make a killing. Let me know when we are starting boss lol.

King Rudi

Empire? Did someone say empire? Are we building one? How big is the military? Who are we invading? Joekerr, will Canada be the first to fall?

I'd like to be the new Minister of Stuff and Invasions. UncleWede, are you in?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Yeah, maybe my age is showing but this to me seems like opening a restaurant that doesn't serve food but you can go in to get your legs waxed.

"I saw you come out of XYZ restaurant. How was the food?"

"Pft, he thinks they serve food in restaurants."

Eh, some people look at the menu at a restaurant before going in and ordering a dish. Though do people ever look at the menu just to reassure themselves they can order food? I doubt it

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

King Rudi

Empire? Did someone say empire? Are we building one? How big is the military? Who are we invading? Joekerr, will Canada be the first to fall?

I'd like to be the new Minister of Stuff and Invasions. UncleWede, are you in?

Your preoccupation with Canada is telling. It seems someone wishes he lived elsewhere.

MK - If you are leading the invasion charge, I'd encourage you to re-familiarize yourself with Hitler's decision to take a little exploratory jaunt into Russian territory just before winter...and the miserable times that ensued for him. That's right, I just sort of linked you to Hitler. And now, based on the tenuous strength of that link, I can now go one further and use that infamous Liberal claim - "You are literally Hitler". [/Insert liberal tear meme here//]

Maybe try Finland instead. Word on the street is that there are a significant number of highly educated men *working* from home, whose wives would at this point happily turn them in...and frankly, after being that close to their wives for that long, the men would probably happily go as well...its like a win win win for everyone.

Better yet, maybe with all that talent, America could maybe actually start to produce more things of value and switch from being a net importer to a net exporter...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by JP10

What kind of empire we building? I'm out of the dating game so I'm down. I'm thinking something along the lines of sports bras for men, we call them "sport bros", slogan can be "Just like your bros, our sport bros support you!". This is america with obesity rates over 50% so I think we could make a killing. Let me know when we are starting boss lol.

Not exactly sure yet, but here's the score. Little to almost no debt, less than $5k total. House is paid for, no kids at home, not married and as of now, nothing holding me to the little town I live in. I'm thinking of selling the house and relocating and starting over or second mortgage and use the money to start a business.

the sports bro is hilarious and considering the lines of genderness have been blurred, I have a feeling your "bros" would be worn by lady bros too. Just gotta make sure they are made in Cry Baby Blue or Not My President Periwinkle.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

King Rudi

Empire? Did someone say empire? Are we building one? How big is the military? Who are we invading? Joekerr, will Canada be the first to fall?

I'd like to be the new Minister of Stuff and Invasions. UncleWede, are you in?

Right now, it's a wolf pack of one. I would be interested in adding more to the wolf pack. Considering the current status of law enforcement, I imagine finding tactical soldiers wouldn't be difficult. As far as take overs and invasions, I'm a bloom where you're planted kinda guy. I'd be proud to have you as my Minister of Stuff but I'm also thinking Moddie might be my first choice of Champion of Invasions. UncleWede , I will need a network administrator. As far as Joekerr is concerned, I will need someone to deliver the horrid things I will have to say to the masses; but done so with a cunning tongue. Joe, wanna be my cunning linguist? Turkish Pickle I'm going to need a Director of Alcohol Fueled Activities, are you down?

cmyx6go I will need someone to make me smile and check on me in my troubled times.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Eh, some people look at the menu at a restaurant before going in and ordering a dish. Though do people ever look at the menu just to reassure themselves they can order food? I doubt it

Well played pickle......well played.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Your preoccupation with Canada is telling. It seems someone wishes he lived elsewhere.

MK - If you are leading the invasion charge, I'd encourage you to re-familiarize yourself with Hitler's decision to take a little exploratory jaunt into Russian territory just before winter...and the miserable times that ensued for him. That's right, I just sort of linked you to Hitler. And now, based on the tenuous strength of that link, I can now go one further and use that infamous Liberal claim - "You are literally Hitler". [/Insert liberal tear meme here//]

Maybe try Finland instead. Word on the street is that there are a significant number of highly educated men *working* from home, whose wives would at this point happily turn them in...and frankly, after being that close to their wives for that long, the men would probably happily go as well...its like a win win win for everyone.

Better yet, maybe with all that talent, America could maybe actually start to produce more things of value and switch from being a net importer to a net exporter...

Oh good sir, please exam the population distribution vs land mass. Youse guys live mostly along the US border. We easily send 1 of our Empire building Brownie troops to take you all down. All of you!!

We barely need to leave 'Murica to do this!!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Not exactly sure yet, but here's the score. Little to almost no debt, less than $5k total. House is paid for, no kids at home, not married and as of now, nothing holding me to the little town I live in. I'm thinking of selling the house and relocating and starting over or second mortgage and use the money to start a business.

the sports bro is hilarious and considering the lines of genderness have been blurred, I have a feeling your "bros" would be worn by lady bros too. Just gotta make sure they are made in Cry Baby Blue or Not My President Periwinkle.



Right now, it's a wolf pack of one. I would be interested in adding more to the wolf pack. Considering the current status of law enforcement, I imagine finding tactical soldiers wouldn't be difficult. As far as take overs and invasions, I'm a bloom where you're planted kinda guy. I'd be proud to have you as my Minister of Stuff but I'm also thinking Moddie might be my first choice of Champion of Invasions. UncleWede , I will need a network administrator. As far as Joekerr is concerned, I will need someone to deliver the horrid things I will have to say to the masses; but done so with a cunning tongue. Joe, wanna be my cunning linguist? Turkish Pickle I'm going to need a Director of Alcohol Fueled Activities, are you down?

cmyx6go I will need someone to make me smile and check on me in my troubled times.

Yes. I'm the power behind the power. And don't forget to use 1MOREMOD 's best skill to subdue the restless population: Probing.

In order to assure his unquestioned loyalty, before he is seated in the newly "elected" government, I suggest Joekerr be the first..."volunteer".

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Not exactly sure yet, but here's the score. Little to almost no debt, less than $5k total. House is paid for, no kids at home, not married and as of now, nothing holding me to the little town I live in. I'm thinking of selling the house and relocating and starting over or second mortgage and use the money to start a business.

the sports bro is hilarious and considering the lines of genderness have been blurred, I have a feeling your "bros" would be worn by lady bros too. Just gotta make sure they are made in Cry Baby Blue or Not My President Periwinkle.



Right now, it's a wolf pack of one. I would be interested in adding more to the wolf pack. Considering the current status of law enforcement, I imagine finding tactical soldiers wouldn't be difficult. As far as take overs and invasions, I'm a bloom where you're planted kinda guy. I'd be proud to have you as my Minister of Stuff but I'm also thinking Moddie might be my first choice of Champion of Invasions. UncleWede , I will need a network administrator. As far as Joekerr is concerned, I will need someone to deliver the horrid things I will have to say to the masses; but done so with a cunning tongue. Joe, wanna be my cunning linguist? Turkish Pickle I'm going to need a Director of Alcohol Fueled Activities, are you down?

cmyx6go I will need someone to make me smile and check on me in my troubled times.

You had me at Director of Alcohol.

But I think the PC term nowadays is "Chief Culture Officer" but if you believe I'm too young for a C-suite job, "Culture and Engagement Director" also works very well.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

You had me at Director of Alcohol.

But I think the PC term nowadays is "Chief Culture Officer" but if you believe I'm too young for a C-suite job, "Culture and Engagement Director" also works very well.

Excellent, young Pickle. You are engaged in a position with real growth potential. Please make certain that my supply in uninterrupted as there is another hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico!! Thank you, my friend!!

MKSixer
Prime Minister of Stuff
Canadian Invasion Force