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      02-22-2018, 01:55 AM   #51393
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On first sight it looks like a deeeep view into the toilet bowl
I hope its double tasty than disgusting?
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On first sight it looks like a deeeep view into the toilet bowl
I hope its double tasty than disgusting?
its meatballs the mexi version
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      02-22-2018, 09:56 AM   #51395
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I forgot to also mention: albondigas
That looks my toilet the next morning after bad Mexican food
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      02-22-2018, 10:16 AM   #51396
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Fine. You probably wouldn't like it anyways. I'll take one for the team
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Fine. You probably wouldn't like it anyways. I'll take one for the team
If you start the party into the van: Ban!
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Going to Austin this weekend staying at driskill.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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I forgot to also mention: albondigas
For your dog ?
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Was hit by a car yesterday afternoon; as in physically struck by said car. What hurts more than the obvious physical pain is that it was my car....

Here's the story: I come home from work, did some paint correction in the garage over the weekend as it was raining all weekend and wanted to look over my work and see if I had missed any spots. Opened the garage door and let the cat out as he likes to walk with me to the mailbox after work. I make it to the mailbox and out of nowhere I feel something push my leg hard, like someone is trying to kick my knee out from under me.....it was Hans....my 08 E93. I forgot to engage the parking brake and it rolled backward down my driveway and struck me. Yes, I ran over myself with my 335i. I'll post a pic of the BMW roundel bruise on my shoulder later. Can barely move today.
I had no clue how much heavier a cabrio is than a normal car. In my embarrassment in telling my story with friends, I have been made aware at just how lucky I am. I had no clue that many people die from this type of thing every year. Lesson learned, when exiting a vehicle, stop from being distracted and pay attention.

Hans' name has been changed to Christine.
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Was hit by a car yesterday afternoon; as in physically struck by said car. What hurts more than the obvious physical pain is that it was my car....

Here's the story: I come home from work, did some paint correction in the garage over the weekend as it was raining all weekend and wanted to look over my work and see if I had missed any spots. Opened the garage door and let the cat out as he likes to walk with me to the mailbox after work. I make it to the mailbox and out of nowhere I feel something push my leg hard, like someone is trying to kick my knee out from under me.....it was Hans....my 08 E93. I forgot to engage the parking brake and it rolled backward down my driveway and struck me. Yes, I ran over myself with my 335i. I'll post a pic of the BMW roundel bruise on my shoulder later. Can barely move today.
I had no clue how much heavier a cabrio is than a normal car. In my embarrassment in telling my story with friends, I have been made aware at just how lucky I am. I had no clue that many people die from this type of thing every year. Lesson learned, when exiting a vehicle, stop from being distracted and pay attention.

Hans' name has been changed to Christine.
Damn !
And I saw the movie Christine...
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Damn !
And I saw the movie Christine...
I have 2 major regrets. 1.) I wish that I had engaged the parking brake. 2.) That no one was there to see and/or record it.

I do feel very fortunate. There are many deaths each year related to the same type of incident. Christine and I now bonded more closely than any other vehicle I have ever owned. I won't lie, I do feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with the car.

My next mod will probably be a rape whistle or bear mace.
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Opened the garage door and let the cat (I saw CAR ) out as he likes to walk with me to the mailbox after work.

I forgot to engage the parking brake and it rolled backward down my driveway and struck me.
Wait, it's TUESDAY. Why did the car suddenly decide 2-4 days later to try to crush you, and not roll down the driveway as your orbital was applying random pressure during the polishing phase????
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Wait, it's TUESDAY. Why did the car suddenly decide 2-4 days later to try to crush you, and not roll down the driveway as your orbital was applying random pressure during the polishing phase????
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I have 2 major regrets. 1.) I wish that I had engaged the parking brake. 2.) That no one was there to see and/or record it.

I do feel very fortunate. There are many deaths each year related to the same type of incident. Christine and I now bonded more closely than any other vehicle I have ever owned. I won't lie, I do feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with the car.

My next mod will probably be a rape whistle or bear mace.
You should try it with => * Show Me * !!!

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