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      11-18-2015, 07:04 PM   #2377
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I'm a horrible person but every time I see a woman sitting there waiting for her door to be opened I want to go and show her how to operate that magical leaver that can handle the task.
ha ha ha.
Women opens a door for me.
It takes multiple women to open one door for you? Wow.
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well duh!!!

when you get out of a car with a handi placard hanging from the rear view mirror
Hey! lol
I got another renewal on that.
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It takes multiple women to open one door for you? Wow.
It happened before when I injured myself from sports during school. I was on knee braces for 2-3weeks.
I had 2 gals in the group project, and they helped me with the doors.

Sadly, none of females were willing to help me me the restroom doors!
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Can we see what kind of sex toys you got?
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      11-19-2015, 02:17 PM   #2381
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Can we see what kind of sex toys you got?
they can be seen by a man for sure. Meh, I can recommend you stuff but I won't share mine.
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      11-19-2015, 04:32 PM   #2382
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they can be seen by a man for sure. Meh, I can recommend you stuff but I won't share mine.
You gor some? How 'bout Bimmette?
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You gor some? How 'bout Bimmette?
I consider bimmette a friend, not a sex toy.

Of course I have toys, jeez.
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      11-19-2015, 04:40 PM   #2384
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I consider bimmette a friend, not a sex toy.

Of course I have toys, jeez.
Makes sense, hubby is never home and Axius is 3,500 miles away.
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Makes sense, hubby is never home and Axius is 3,500 miles away.
Never?

Haha, he actually is home a lot, ten weeks or so in a year on business trips on average is not that much, and his work days are quite short compared to the hours many do so even the trips even out.

As for ax, I would not consider him a toy. He is a great friend of mine and a good listener but sadly that's all we share.
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It happened before when I injured myself from sports during school. I was on knee braces for 2-3weeks.
I had 2 gals in the group project, and they helped me with the doors.

Sadly, none of females were willing to help me me the restroom doors!
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      11-19-2015, 05:21 PM   #2387
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As for ax, I would not consider him a toy. He is a great friend of mine and a good listener but sadly that's all we share.
So all those times I posed naked for you to paint me was a "just because" thing?
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So all those times I posed naked for you to paint me was a "just because" thing?
Babe those for art! Art!
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Babe those for art! Art!
According to your eyes, you had been painting my penis for a loooooooooonnggg time, then.
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According to your eyes, you had been painting my penis for a loooooooooonnggg time, then.
I had extra paint any that area of you needed special artistic talents to make a painting that stands out in the art world?
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I had extra paint any that area of you needed special artistic talents to make a painting that stands out in the art world?
If that's the deterrent you would like to stick with.
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Don't feed the stupid troll.
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If that's the deterrent you would like to stick with.
Art!!!
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Art!!!
Art.
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Art.
Stop arguing with me or V1 will be convinced you're my dildo!
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Stop arguing with me or V1 will be convinced you're my dildo!
Who's arguing?
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Don't feed the stupid troll.
Mama prena is upset.
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^ so, you admit you are a troll by personally attacking me. okay...
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