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      07-25-2009, 02:43 PM   #45
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A Professional in human mannerisms noted the following about the video

1. No woman, when she bends down to pick something up privately, sucks in her gut and rounds her lower back like that. No way. You bend over from the hip joints with a relatively flat back and let your belly hang. Women have hip joints that work differently then men and to bend directly from the hips is the most efficient and therefore most natural bending motion.

This was one of the most compelling things to me. She was performing a normal function of bending over to pick up clothing. Mindless activity supposedly. If you like, try a social experiment in your office. Put some clothes on the floor in a room and then ask several different girls to go pick them up, one at a time, privately in the room, and place them on a table or something. I am not advocating that you set up a spy cam but somehow you need to be able to surreptitiously view them so that they think they are there privately. Watch their hip joints and lower back.

If, on the other hand, this woman is totally in touch with her body so that she is a yogi who always rounds her lower back due to her incredible flexibility and body awareness, this would counter the fact that -

2. When she is observing her ass and legs and doing her squats, she does so in such a manner that is not consistent with proper athletic techniques (e.g. squats). In other words, if, in response to observing her observed body deficiencies, she took a moment to correct them, she would do so in a proper manner, e.g., deeper bending from the knees with butt sticking out. The way she is squatting would not correct any imperfections viewed in the mirror, and you would think as a sports person she would know this. Her squatting actions are clearly in response to her checking out her backside, so, only by doing the proper squatting technique would she be able to correct these deficiencies. Again, this would be the natural body response to such self criticism.

3. Women do not curl their hair like this in private, this is a ‘for show curling’ that you would do if there was a man in the room, or your girlfriend was over and you were playing to get ready. Women who curl their hair in private, to get ready for a function, are very efficient and quick about it. They section their hair and hold the curling iron in for a longer period of time per curl, not take strands and do repeated curling over and over, using ‘pretty’ mannerisms. They also spray as they go along. No one like the feel of hairspray on their bodies.

The particular type of curling technique she is using occurs as the final touches at the end of the entire head, for the final touches, e.g. for strands that aren’t working out. Given the fact that this woman is a professional reporter that would often have to get ready with short time allowances, she would be much more efficient and business-like when curling their hair.

4. Ironing clothes when naked is completely f*cked up and for show, no doubt about it. No one I know would iron completely naked, repeatedly. Simply put, the steam from the iron and possibility of water spluttering onto your naked skin is way too high. Try it and see, seriously. And if you do a dry iron, it doesn’t hold the press, everyone knows that. Maybe once or twice you might iron naked if you were in a panicked hurry, but if this were the case, you wouldn’t stand around repeatedly curling your hair and you sure as hell wouldn’t have time to check out your ass and do your ineffective squats.
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      07-27-2009, 04:51 PM   #46
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Good article, but a professional in human mannerism?

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A Professional in human mannerisms noted the following about the video

1. No woman, when she bends down to pick something up privately, sucks in her gut and rounds her lower back like that. No way. You bend over from the hip joints with a relatively flat back and let your belly hang. Women have hip joints that work differently then men and to bend directly from the hips is the most efficient and therefore most natural bending motion.

This was one of the most compelling things to me. She was performing a normal function of bending over to pick up clothing. Mindless activity supposedly. If you like, try a social experiment in your office. Put some clothes on the floor in a room and then ask several different girls to go pick them up, one at a time, privately in the room, and place them on a table or something. I am not advocating that you set up a spy cam but somehow you need to be able to surreptitiously view them so that they think they are there privately. Watch their hip joints and lower back.

If, on the other hand, this woman is totally in touch with her body so that she is a yogi who always rounds her lower back due to her incredible flexibility and body awareness, this would counter the fact that -

2. When she is observing her ass and legs and doing her squats, she does so in such a manner that is not consistent with proper athletic techniques (e.g. squats). In other words, if, in response to observing her observed body deficiencies, she took a moment to correct them, she would do so in a proper manner, e.g., deeper bending from the knees with butt sticking out. The way she is squatting would not correct any imperfections viewed in the mirror, and you would think as a sports person she would know this. Her squatting actions are clearly in response to her checking out her backside, so, only by doing the proper squatting technique would she be able to correct these deficiencies. Again, this would be the natural body response to such self criticism.

3. Women do not curl their hair like this in private, this is a ‘for show curling’ that you would do if there was a man in the room, or your girlfriend was over and you were playing to get ready. Women who curl their hair in private, to get ready for a function, are very efficient and quick about it. They section their hair and hold the curling iron in for a longer period of time per curl, not take strands and do repeated curling over and over, using ‘pretty’ mannerisms. They also spray as they go along. No one like the feel of hairspray on their bodies.

The particular type of curling technique she is using occurs as the final touches at the end of the entire head, for the final touches, e.g. for strands that aren’t working out. Given the fact that this woman is a professional reporter that would often have to get ready with short time allowances, she would be much more efficient and business-like when curling their hair.

4. Ironing clothes when naked is completely f*cked up and for show, no doubt about it. No one I know would iron completely naked, repeatedly. Simply put, the steam from the iron and possibility of water spluttering onto your naked skin is way too high. Try it and see, seriously. And if you do a dry iron, it doesn’t hold the press, everyone knows that. Maybe once or twice you might iron naked if you were in a panicked hurry, but if this were the case, you wouldn’t stand around repeatedly curling your hair and you sure as hell wouldn’t have time to check out your ass and do your ineffective squats.
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Good article, but a professional in human mannerism?
Yeah, the validity of the profession is questionable, but an interesting insight none the less.
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A Professional in human mannerisms noted the following about the video

1. No woman, when she bends down to pick something up privately, sucks in her gut and rounds her lower back like that. No way. You bend over from the hip joints with a relatively flat back and let your belly hang. Women have hip joints that work differently then men and to bend directly from the hips is the most efficient and therefore most natural bending motion.

This was one of the most compelling things to me. She was performing a normal function of bending over to pick up clothing. Mindless activity supposedly. If you like, try a social experiment in your office. Put some clothes on the floor in a room and then ask several different girls to go pick them up, one at a time, privately in the room, and place them on a table or something. I am not advocating that you set up a spy cam but somehow you need to be able to surreptitiously view them so that they think they are there privately. Watch their hip joints and lower back.

If, on the other hand, this woman is totally in touch with her body so that she is a yogi who always rounds her lower back due to her incredible flexibility and body awareness, this would counter the fact that -

2. When she is observing her ass and legs and doing her squats, she does so in such a manner that is not consistent with proper athletic techniques (e.g. squats). In other words, if, in response to observing her observed body deficiencies, she took a moment to correct them, she would do so in a proper manner, e.g., deeper bending from the knees with butt sticking out. The way she is squatting would not correct any imperfections viewed in the mirror, and you would think as a sports person she would know this. Her squatting actions are clearly in response to her checking out her backside, so, only by doing the proper squatting technique would she be able to correct these deficiencies. Again, this would be the natural body response to such self criticism.

3. Women do not curl their hair like this in private, this is a ‘for show curling’ that you would do if there was a man in the room, or your girlfriend was over and you were playing to get ready. Women who curl their hair in private, to get ready for a function, are very efficient and quick about it. They section their hair and hold the curling iron in for a longer period of time per curl, not take strands and do repeated curling over and over, using ‘pretty’ mannerisms. They also spray as they go along. No one like the feel of hairspray on their bodies.

The particular type of curling technique she is using occurs as the final touches at the end of the entire head, for the final touches, e.g. for strands that aren’t working out. Given the fact that this woman is a professional reporter that would often have to get ready with short time allowances, she would be much more efficient and business-like when curling their hair.

4. Ironing clothes when naked is completely f*cked up and for show, no doubt about it. No one I know would iron completely naked, repeatedly. Simply put, the steam from the iron and possibility of water spluttering onto your naked skin is way too high. Try it and see, seriously. And if you do a dry iron, it doesn’t hold the press, everyone knows that. Maybe once or twice you might iron naked if you were in a panicked hurry, but if this were the case, you wouldn’t stand around repeatedly curling your hair and you sure as hell wouldn’t have time to check out your ass and do your ineffective squats.
I saw this posted on thedirty.com and if that's the origination, although insightful, it's not credible.
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I saw this posted on thedirty.com and if that's the origination, although insightful, it's not credible.
We are talking about a video of a naked woman here not a supreme court case. The insight is interesting, but you're right, I still consider it more entertainment than anything. It does support my claim so I posted the info from Thedirty.com. TheDirty has featured a hand full of people I know so I shamefully admit regular visits to the site.
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We are talking about a video of a naked woman here not a supreme court case. The insight is interesting, but you're right, I still consider it more entertainment than anything. It does support my claim so I posted the info from Thedirty.com. TheDirty has featured a hand full of people I know so I shamefully admit regular visits to the site.
There's nothing shameful about it. I visit the site daily. I find it hysterical. I've even won the caption of the day contest before. I agree with what was written in that blurb, but I don't think it came from a credible source. Someone just wrote what everyone was thinking.
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There's nothing shameful about it. I visit the site daily. I find it hysterical. I've even won the caption of the day contest before. I agree with what was written in that blurb, but I don't think it came from a credible source. Someone just wrote what everyone was thinking.
It's funny how a blurry video would make such a beautiful woman feel violated. I feel like I was watching 90s porn on a webcam, not that I ever did that in the 90s
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It is Erin Andrews in the video. Confirmed!
http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns

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