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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg
Yum! That looks delicious! On the other hand my wife would think its still alive lol
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As my dearly departed mother would say, "pull out the horns, wipe it's arse, and wave it over the plate - if it moos, give it a little bit longer".
I must confess - I've used that phrase in a restaurant on occasions much to the delight of the server
