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Originally Posted by Car-Addicted

OK a BMW Tiger Woods joke:

Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. Paddy who knows nothing about golf, says “Top o the morning to ya sir!” Tiger nods and bends to pick up the fuel nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. “What are those?” Asks Paddy. “They’re called tees, they’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving.” “F me" says Paddy “BMW think of everything!”

Usain Bolt