Tinder/Dating Apps

jimj911 · 06-30-2016, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mantis

anyone OkCupid? seems to be the next tinder. seems keeping getting daddy issue, or single moms types, but both have been fun

I tried them all. Seemed the best crop was on Match.com, but I would see alot of the same women on POF so I stopped paying for Match. OKCupid seemed to have way lower numbers and the one girl I met from there was drunk when I picked her up and an absolute basket case! I think no matter which you use you can find whatever type of success you are looking for if you put the time in and man it can be exhausting!

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Went to a bar for like 2 hrs then got gelato after. Walked her to her car and she hugged me and wouldn't let go lol. She's a teacher and loves children...strong maternal instinct, love it.

I shit you not, she is a 100% perfect female replica of myself haha. Same sense of humor, same jokes, same sort of conversation and goofiness...really weird to be honest

This weekend were watching the fireworks on base. Please please, if there's a God out there, I beg you...please don't let me find out this girl has an ocean vagina...

WHOOPEE....GOLDBERG!!

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by mantis

anyone OkCupid? seems to be the next tinder. seems keeping getting daddy issue, or single moms types, but both have been fun

Fucking sucks. Pass. Head straight to Bumble/Tinder.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Screenshot of bad bish.

Lol I'll text you now.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jimj911

I'll chime in a success story. I met my current girlfriend of 2+ years on POF. As a matter of fact, my last 4 were met online (over the course of 6 years). I've used online dating for about that long and must say if you are a good detective it's the best tool in the world. I have NIGHTMARE stories of dates gone wrong, and women misrepresenting themselves but I learned how to do my homework better over time. My girl now actually is the same age as me (40) and we grew up a town apart but probably never would have met if her daughter (who also chose my profile for her to start talking to, haha) hadn't convinced her to try it. Shes beautiful and smart and funny, not easy to find in one package, believe me I tried! I cant count the number of first dates I went on. Do your research, thats all Im saying!

This is awesome, congrats sir!

And yeah, I've become a master sleuth using FB (since it's required to make one of these accounts) and context clues. Here's hoping it pays off, as I would like to end this struggle once and for all.

jimj911 · 06-30-2016, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This is awesome, congrats sir!

And yeah, I've become a master sleuth using FB (since it's required to make one of these accounts) and context clues. Here's hoping it pays off, as I would like to end this struggle once and for all.

I became a pro, POF does not have the Facebook mandatory thing so finding someones details through other channels was important and challenging. I basically got to the point where I wouldnt meet someone unless we talked on the phone and video chatted! I am a trusting guy, so I def got catfished but learned how to avoid that bullshit!

silvergray545 · 06-30-2016, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Screenshot of bad bish.

Lol I'll text you now.

Confirmed. Would slay.

All these success stories are awesome! Congrats guys!

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 07:40 AM

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Finally Some Win On This Thread!

Got a question for you bhai

What does "mere bulea sook sook gai" mean?

Isn't it "my nuts are dried out"?

Yes. Your infertile

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jimj911

I became a pro, POF does not have the Facebook mandatory thing so finding someones details through other channels was important and challenging. I basically got to the point where I wouldnt meet someone unless we talked on the phone and video chatted! I am a trusting guy, so I def got catfished but learned how to avoid that bullshit!

See, that's the thing. People are so willing to take advantage of people smh. It's like, WTF are you expecting to gain from misleading someone?

Like, I even found someone that made a fake page of me on Facebook and was apparently messaging girls trying to fuck. Uhhhh how're you gonna pull that off, buddy?

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Confirmed. Would slay.

All these success stories are awesome! Congrats guys!

Haha she's beautiful. And also a photographer.

And isn't it lovely?! Who said there wasn't any good in this thread!

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 08:10 AM

Catfishing lol

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 08:13 AM

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Catfishing lol

Dude the most hilarious part was that I messaged the imposter and he goes "FUCK YOU I'M THE REAL ME" bro I don't think I ever cried so hard laughing in my life. Like I almost stopped breathing permanently.

Reported that fucker.

Aatish · 06-30-2016, 08:22 AM

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Catfishing lol

Dude the most hilarious part was that I messaged the imposter and he goes "FUCK YOU I'M THE REAL ME" bro I don't think I ever cried so hard laughing in my life. Like I almost stopped breathing permanently.

Reported that fucker.

I'd lose my shit if that that happens lolol

One of the reason I don't put photos of myself on the web.

Sara · 06-30-2016, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

No apps. But have been chatting on/off with this one lately.

We both love Gregorys Coffee. Thats about all we have in common.

Pass. No eyelashes.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 08:24 AM

I'll take it as a compliment. Imitation truly is the highest form of flattery. You don't see ugly dudes getting impersonated.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Pass. No eyelashes.

BTW, humor me for a minute. WTF is the SC filter with the crown of flowers and blue eyes?

Sara · 06-30-2016, 08:38 AM

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BTW, humor me for a minute. WTF is the SC filter with the crown of flowers and blue eyes?

I dont like that one, it makes me look so pasty white girl. But I love the pink ones with the grey eyes!

Sara · 06-30-2016, 08:40 AM

48 hours. Im freaking out. I gotta pack tonight.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 08:40 AM

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I dont like that one, it makes me look so pasty white girl. But I love the pink ones with the grey eyes!

Lol, I've seen you use that one, where it looks like the flowers are Christmas lights. That one is nice.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 08:41 AM

Fuck the chin angle photos.

Also, can anyone answer why an increasing number of women are overweight, even before having children? I swear it never used to be this many.

Verbiage · 06-30-2016, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

48 hours. Im freaking out. I gotta pack tonight.

Around what time does the flight leave, again?

Sara · 06-30-2016, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fuck the chin angle photos.

Also, can anyone answer why an increasing number of women are overweight, even before having children? I swear it never used to be this many.

PASS..

Sara · 06-30-2016, 08:50 AM

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Around what time does the flight leave, again?

7 freaking AM!!! Ugh which means I have to get up at like 3:30 to get ready....I contemplated just doing my hair at the airport in New York during my layover but then I know he's going to facetime me before I take off from New Orleans. Ugh...... Cant fly ugly.

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Aatish Lofty 3458 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Catfishing lol __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I'll take it as a compliment. Imitation truly is the highest form of flattery. You don't see ugly dudes getting impersonated. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Fuck the chin angle photos. Also, can anyone answer why an increasing number of women are overweight, even before having children? I swear it never used to be this many. Attached Images __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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