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      06-30-2016, 11:50 AM   #2949
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Pick a different f'ing car... Everyone around here knows that's my dowry requirement... Not enough of them to go around... Sorry...
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You think a lot. No such thing as getting serious other than getting serious tail. Who really wants to spend the rest of their life with one person? That's so 1920's.

You're damn right they hold grudges, because they're emotional beings and think everything has an ulterior meaning and can't let things go.
Lol this dude is great.
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You think a lot. No such thing as getting serious other than getting serious tail. Who really wants to spend the rest of their life with one person? That's so 1920's.

You're damn right they hold grudges, because they're emotional beings and think everything has an ulterior meaning and can't let things go.
Lol, I'm known as "The 40-year old".

Exactly. They use emotions. We use logic.
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Between the overhang and deployed airbags, I'm done swiping for the day.


Onto my cybersecurity PowerPoint presentation.
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      06-30-2016, 12:07 PM   #2954
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Between the overhang and deployed airbags, I'm done swiping for the day.


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Airbags deployed hahahahahababah
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      06-30-2016, 12:11 PM   #2955
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Lol this dude is great.
That's what's written on my statue in Greece. Axius The Great. Defeater of Zeus.
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Lol, I'm known as "The 40-year old".

Exactly. They use emotions. We use logic.
Well stop doing that. Be a 20 something year old jerk.


I don't know that I'd consider it logic...,
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Fuck the chin angle photos.


Also, can anyone answer why an increasing number of women are overweight, even before having children? I swear it never used to be this many.
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Back in my tinder/bumble days i started becoming very good at spotting the overweight girls based on the angle of photos.

Rule of thumb: if she only has top down face photos, shes probably overweight.

If she only has far away body pictures, shes a butter face

if she only has pictures with her friends, shes super insecure... SCORE!
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Between the overhang and deployed airbags, I'm done swiping for the day.


Onto my cybersecurity PowerPoint presentation.
Jass got some tig ol bitties. But she's probably 200lbs also.
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She works with Olympians guys
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Basically she files all their paperwork and fetches the mail.
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Oh lord......


Cornell is my alma matter, this makes total sense.

Ugh i swear that place attracted ugly vegan progressive girls
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This just in: Verbiage is confirmed to be the most savage person on this site. Can't go into details but I will say, he is one smooth SOB. Haha
Hahaha I never turn down a challenge. Ever.

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You've got matches/convo in your hive, bruh.
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This.


Back in my tinder/bumble days i started becoming very good at spotting the overweight girls based on the angle of photos.

Rule of thumb: if she only has top down face photos, shes probably overweight.

If she only has far away body pictures, shes a butter face

if she only has pictures with her friends, shes super insecure... SCORE!
Lol, absolutely this. I, too, have come to identify the cows in the pasture.
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Ever run into a girl who uses tinder/bumble to get instagram followers?

those are by far my favorite.
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Ever run into a girl who uses tinder/bumble to get instagram followers?

those are by far my favorite.
Haha bio just has all the handles on it.


As long as they remember to mention the sponsor, have at it.
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Someone should make their profile say "I just wanna bone some big girls".
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