You Might Be A BMW Addict If........... - XBimmers

Bmwlvr60 · 12-19-2012, 09:39 PM

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy-

You might be a BMW addict if:

You don't go a day without checking in at one of the forums.

When you're not driving your BMW you're thinking about it.

Please chime in!

:thumbup:

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daveycrocket · 12-19-2012, 10:19 PM

You might be a BMW addict if...

The fabric your boxers are made with BMW Roundel print!

BMWrules7 · 12-20-2012, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bmwlvr60

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy-

You might be a BMW addict if:

You don't go a day without checking in at one of the forums.

When you're not driving your BMW you're thinking about it.

Please chime in!

:thumbup:

.

You might be a BMW addict if you park a mile away when going back home for lunch to retrieve something out of your own garage.

3Bimmer · 12-20-2012, 01:49 PM

I'm not an addict -- I can stop anytime I want to. No, really, I can.....

.... I just don't want to!

Bmwlvr60 · 12-20-2012, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3Bimmer

I'm not an addict -- I can stop anytime I want to. No, really, I can.....

.... I just don't want to!

inamik75 · 12-20-2012, 10:24 PM

You are a BMW fanatic if you you get offended when anyone suggests BMW playing second fiddle to a Merc or Audi.

Yeltzer · 12-21-2012, 02:52 AM

You look at Mercs and Audi's with disgust and contempt

BMWrules7 · 12-23-2012, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bmwlvr60

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy-

You might be a BMW addict if:

You don't go a day without checking in at one of the forums.

When you're not driving your BMW you're thinking about it.

Please chime in!

:thumbup:

.

Forget it. I actually checked back on this thread a few times since I thought it was a great idea.

However, based on the lack of response, it is clear the BMW drivers take themselves waaaay too seriously.

DonC · 12-23-2012, 03:30 PM

You put 10,000 miles on your X3 that was purchased on 24 August 2012...

Bmwlvr60 · 12-23-2012, 07:12 PM

You go away on vacation with your family and you still make time to go on here and ..............what's that? Hang on on honey, I'll be right there I'm doing something....okay gents I'm back; uh oh, wait a minute.....

Teemo Panda · 12-23-2012, 10:32 PM

You a BMW addict if...... You love to hear that intoxicating engine sound while doing a WOT!

NordicBMW · 12-27-2012, 04:44 PM

You are a BMW addict if you.... let the tail gating Toyota get inches from your rear bumper, then you accelerate into that curvy stretch of mountain road just to show him what dynamic handling really is about and start smiling when he shrinks in your rear view mirror. After the twists and turns are passed you slow way down and let him pass at high speed and laugh out loud when he gets pulled over by the police minutes later. Not that I've experienced anything like that. Never.

Bmwlvr60 · 12-28-2012, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Forget it. I actually checked back on this thread a few times since I thought it was a great idea.

However, based on the lack of response, it is clear the BMW drivers take themselves waaaay too seriously.

Not true! Some real good ones here.

And:

Bmwlvr60 · 12-29-2012, 11:34 AM

You might be a BMW addict if:

You've been driving a rental GMC SUV all week and care more about getting home to get back behind the wheel of the X3 than enjoying your last day of vacation.

halohead52 · 12-30-2012, 07:21 PM

You might be a BMW addict if....you identify with every one of these posts, and nobody else ever gets to drive, even when they beg.

pokerface · 12-31-2012, 07:46 AM

i check this F25 forum every day. I don't have my own F25 yet (bought one for my dad though and it was fun letting that N52 rip) but I miss my E90 a lot. I guess I am an addict.

Bmwlvr60 · 01-03-2013, 12:56 AM

You're back home driving your Bimmer and don't miss being on vacation.

Bmwlvr60 · 01-03-2013, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveycrocket

You might be a BMW addict if...

The fabric your boxers are made with BMW Roundel print!

My #1 fav so far.

Bmwlvr60 · 01-03-2013, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3Bimmer

I'm not an addict -- I can stop anytime I want to. No, really, I can.....

.... I just don't want to!

My #2 favorite so far.

Great stuff guys!

Ben Lee · 01-06-2013, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yeltzer

You look at Mercs and Audi's with disgust and contempt

I love this one.

Unfortunately, I cannot show it because the three-pointed star is my Old man's favorite car brand, having faithfully bought only Mercedes for the last 30 years.

scotta2 · 01-06-2013, 12:44 PM

........you begin to unexplainably substitute ja instead of yes and develop a need to slap your thighs whilst listening to an oompah band.

Bmwlvr60 · 01-25-2013, 09:41 PM

You buy your wife a BMW and love driving it. Every time you get home after driving your 5 year old Acura you go online and consider buying a BMW for yourself and wonder, "I thought I liked my RL?".

12-19-2012, 09:39 PM	#1
Bmwlvr60 Second Lieutenant Drives: BMW X3 28i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 206 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMX X3 28i [0.00]	You Might Be A BMW Addict If........... With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy- You might be a BMW addict if: You don't go a day without checking in at one of the forums. When you're not driving your BMW you're thinking about it. Please chime in! :thumbup: . . __________________ 2013 BMW X3 28i - Deep Sea Blue Metallic, Sand Beige Nevada Leather, Fineline Sienna Wood Trim, High-Gloss Roof Rails, and BMW Apps. Goodyear Eagle LS 2 All Season Tires. Packages: Cold Weather, Convenience, Dynamic Handling, M Sport, Premium, Premium Sound with XM Sirius, and Technology.
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12-21-2012, 02:52 AM	#7
Yeltzer Second Lieutenant Drives: F25 xDrive 20d M Sport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: West Mids & Worcs Posts: 285 iTrader: (0)	You look at Mercs and Audi's with disgust and contempt __________________ F25 xDrive 20d M Sport in Alpine White, Pro Nav, Auto 'Box, 19" Wheels, Visibility Pack, Heated Seats, Reverse Cam w/ Top View, Sun Protection Glass, DAB radio

12-23-2012, 03:30 PM	#9
DonC Second Lieutenant Drives: 2013 X3 3.5i M sport, etc Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: near Seattle Posts: 235 iTrader: (0)	You put 10,000 miles on your X3 that was purchased on 24 August 2012... __________________ 2013 X3 3.5i AW,Msprt,rear fogs,PS,CP, Tech, etc... Other cars 2005 S2000 2007 TL-S

12-23-2012, 07:12 PM	#10
Bmwlvr60 Second Lieutenant Drives: BMW X3 28i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 206 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMX X3 28i [0.00]	You go away on vacation with your family and you still make time to go on here and ..............what's that? Hang on on honey, I'll be right there I'm doing something....okay gents I'm back; uh oh, wait a minute..... __________________ 2013 BMW X3 28i - Deep Sea Blue Metallic, Sand Beige Nevada Leather, Fineline Sienna Wood Trim, High-Gloss Roof Rails, and BMW Apps. Goodyear Eagle LS 2 All Season Tires. Packages: Cold Weather, Convenience, Dynamic Handling, M Sport, Premium, Premium Sound with XM Sirius, and Technology.

12-23-2012, 10:32 PM	#11
Teemo Panda * A BLUE PANDIAN SMURF * ♠ Drives: BMW X3, X5 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: New Jersey (NJ) Posts: 640 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW X3 [5.00]	You a BMW addict if...... You love to hear that intoxicating engine sound while doing a WOT! __________________

12-19-2012, 10:19 PM	#2
daveycrocket Enlisted Member Drives: '13 X3 28i MSport Cbn Blk/Oys Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 40 iTrader: (0)	You might be a BMW addict if... The fabric your boxers are made with BMW Roundel print! __________________ '13 X3 28i M Sport Carbon Black Metallic w/Oyster Nevada

12-20-2012, 01:49 PM	#4
3Bimmer Private First Class Drives: 2013 X3 35i Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 163 iTrader: (0)	I'm not an addict -- I can stop anytime I want to. No, really, I can..... .... I just don't want to!

12-20-2012, 10:24 PM	#6
inamik75 Captain Drives: E60 5 series Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Nairobi Posts: 696 iTrader: (0)	You are a BMW fanatic if you you get offended when anyone suggests BMW playing second fiddle to a Merc or Audi.

12-27-2012, 04:44 PM	#12
NordicBMW Enlisted Member Drives: 2012 X3 & 2013 X1 Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Norway Posts: 46 iTrader: (0)	You are a BMW addict if you.... let the tail gating Toyota get inches from your rear bumper, then you accelerate into that curvy stretch of mountain road just to show him what dynamic handling really is about and start smiling when he shrinks in your rear view mirror. After the twists and turns are passed you slow way down and let him pass at high speed and laugh out loud when he gets pulled over by the police minutes later. Not that I've experienced anything like that. Never.

12-29-2012, 11:34 AM	#14
Bmwlvr60 Second Lieutenant Drives: BMW X3 28i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 206 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMX X3 28i [0.00]	You might be a BMW addict if: You've been driving a rental GMC SUV all week and care more about getting home to get back behind the wheel of the X3 than enjoying your last day of vacation. __________________ 2013 BMW X3 28i - Deep Sea Blue Metallic, Sand Beige Nevada Leather, Fineline Sienna Wood Trim, High-Gloss Roof Rails, and BMW Apps. Goodyear Eagle LS 2 All Season Tires. Packages: Cold Weather, Convenience, Dynamic Handling, M Sport, Premium, Premium Sound with XM Sirius, and Technology.

12-30-2012, 07:21 PM	#15
halohead52 Private Drives: 2011 X3 TS w/Mojave Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 51 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 F25 28i [0.00] 2006 E46 330 CiC [0.00]	You might be a BMW addict if....you identify with every one of these posts, and nobody else ever gets to drive, even when they beg.

12-31-2012, 07:46 AM	#16
pokerface Major Drives: B8 A4 2.0T Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,406 iTrader: (1)	i check this F25 forum every day. I don't have my own F25 yet (bought one for my dad though and it was fun letting that N52 rip) but I miss my E90 a lot. I guess I am an addict. __________________ F25 X3 N20: 2010 B8 A4 2.0T quattro (current)/ 2013 F25 X3 x28 N20 (babymobile)

01-03-2013, 12:56 AM	#17
Bmwlvr60 Second Lieutenant Drives: BMW X3 28i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 206 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMX X3 28i [0.00]	You're back home driving your Bimmer and don't miss being on vacation. __________________ 2013 BMW X3 28i - Deep Sea Blue Metallic, Sand Beige Nevada Leather, Fineline Sienna Wood Trim, High-Gloss Roof Rails, and BMW Apps. Goodyear Eagle LS 2 All Season Tires. Packages: Cold Weather, Convenience, Dynamic Handling, M Sport, Premium, Premium Sound with XM Sirius, and Technology.

01-06-2013, 12:44 PM	#21
scotta2 Private Drives: MY2013 F25 X3 M Sport Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Falkirk UK Posts: 66 iTrader: (0)	........you begin to unexplainably substitute ja instead of yes and develop a need to slap your thighs whilst listening to an oompah band.

01-25-2013, 09:41 PM	#22
Bmwlvr60 Second Lieutenant Drives: BMW X3 28i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 206 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMX X3 28i [0.00]	You buy your wife a BMW and love driving it. Every time you get home after driving your 5 year old Acura you go online and consider buying a BMW for yourself and wonder, "I thought I liked my RL?". __________________ 2013 BMW X3 28i - Deep Sea Blue Metallic, Sand Beige Nevada Leather, Fineline Sienna Wood Trim, High-Gloss Roof Rails, and BMW Apps. Goodyear Eagle LS 2 All Season Tires. Packages: Cold Weather, Convenience, Dynamic Handling, M Sport, Premium, Premium Sound with XM Sirius, and Technology.

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