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      12-19-2012, 08:39 PM   #1
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You Might Be A BMW Addict If...........

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy-

You might be a BMW addict if:

You don't go a day without checking in at one of the forums.

When you're not driving your BMW you're thinking about it.

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      12-19-2012, 09:19 PM   #2
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You might be a BMW addict if...

The fabric your boxers are made with BMW Roundel print!
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      12-20-2012, 12:31 AM   #3
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With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy-

You might be a BMW addict if:

You don't go a day without checking in at one of the forums.

When you're not driving your BMW you're thinking about it.

Please chime in!

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You might be a BMW addict if you park a mile away when going back home for lunch to retrieve something out of your own garage.
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I'm not an addict -- I can stop anytime I want to. No, really, I can.....

.... I just don't want to!
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      12-20-2012, 01:01 PM   #5
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I'm not an addict -- I can stop anytime I want to. No, really, I can.....

.... I just don't want to!
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You are a BMW fanatic if you you get offended when anyone suggests BMW playing second fiddle to a Merc or Audi.
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      12-21-2012, 01:52 AM   #7
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You look at Mercs and Audi's with disgust and contempt
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      12-23-2012, 08:25 AM   #8
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With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy-

You might be a BMW addict if:

You don't go a day without checking in at one of the forums.

When you're not driving your BMW you're thinking about it.

Please chime in!

:thumbup: . .
Forget it. I actually checked back on this thread a few times since I thought it was a great idea.

However, based on the lack of response, it is clear the BMW drivers take themselves waaaay too seriously.
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      12-23-2012, 02:30 PM   #9
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You put 10,000 miles on your X3 that was purchased on 24 August 2012...
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      12-23-2012, 06:12 PM   #10
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You go away on vacation with your family and you still make time to go on here and ..............what's that? Hang on on honey, I'll be right there I'm doing something....okay gents I'm back; uh oh, wait a minute.....
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      12-23-2012, 09:32 PM   #11
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You a BMW addict if...... You love to hear that intoxicating engine sound while doing a WOT!
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You are a BMW addict if you.... let the tail gating Toyota get inches from your rear bumper, then you accelerate into that curvy stretch of mountain road just to show him what dynamic handling really is about and start smiling when he shrinks in your rear view mirror. After the twists and turns are passed you slow way down and let him pass at high speed and laugh out loud when he gets pulled over by the police minutes later. Not that I've experienced anything like that. Never.
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      12-28-2012, 12:06 AM   #13
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Forget it. I actually checked back on this thread a few times since I thought it was a great idea.

However, based on the lack of response, it is clear the BMW drivers take themselves waaaay too seriously.
Not true! Some real good ones here.

And:
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      12-29-2012, 10:34 AM   #14
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You might be a BMW addict if:

You've been driving a rental GMC SUV all week and care more about getting home to get back behind the wheel of the X3 than enjoying your last day of vacation.
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You might be a BMW addict if....you identify with every one of these posts, and nobody else ever gets to drive, even when they beg.
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      12-31-2012, 06:46 AM   #16
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i check this F25 forum every day. I don't have my own F25 yet (bought one for my dad though and it was fun letting that N52 rip) but I miss my E90 a lot. I guess I am an addict.
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The fabric your boxers are made with BMW Roundel print!
My #1 fav so far.
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I'm not an addict -- I can stop anytime I want to. No, really, I can.....

.... I just don't want to!
My #2 favorite so far.

Great stuff guys!
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I love this one. Unfortunately, I cannot show it because the three-pointed star is my Old man's favorite car brand, having faithfully bought only Mercedes for the last 30 years.

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........you begin to unexplainably substitute ja instead of yes and develop a need to slap your thighs whilst listening to an oompah band.
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You buy your wife a BMW and love driving it. Every time you get home after driving your 5 year old Acura you go online and consider buying a BMW for yourself and wonder, "I thought I liked my RL?".
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