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Originally Posted by Le Chef
Perillo already has the "J-Lounge", named in honor of Judd Holland. It's fitted with HDTV, iPads, an espresso machine, 3 Le Corbusier recliners and sound proof walls for when the tech says a) they all do that b) the parts are on back order from Germany c) it's not doing it for us like you described...
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But, you forgot to mention the complementary Valium dispenser and the cardiac resuscitators for when customers whose cars are beyond the warrantee period get billed.