I had just received my secret clearance back in NINETEEN HUNDRED and 80-something. I got an email from a Nigerian Prince who wanted to send me a bunch of $$$.
I had aduty to report foreign contact to the security office. They laughed,
and laughed
and then they laughed some more.
A few years back: "No, mom, Martin didn't go to Mexico, the federalies don't have him"
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I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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